Tuesday, December 03, 2002

Hay doods whats goin on in this blog

I'll probably update tomorrow, so keep your eyes peeled and your fists pumping!

Sunday, October 13, 2002

HEY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I AM FINE I HOPE YOU ARE FINE TOO THAT WOULD BE GOOD BECAUSE I DONT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE NOT FINE BECAUSE THEY ARE SAD AND THEIR SADNESS IF LIKE A DARK STAIN ON THE KHAKI PANTS OF LIFE I HOPE YOU ARE FINE K. LINX

The present of the future world is now in the present of the past related to the future! Transplant your brain into a younger body for only $499,000.00 dollars!

HA HA HA HA HA

Have you recently turned into a homoesexual? Miss sucking the sweet sweet opaque juices from the fat mounds of lactating women? Fret no more! The milkmen are here!

Who says today's generation isn't retarded and blind?



Sunday, October 06, 2002

SO! MELTON'S LINKS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA? Well then, mein leiblings, try out the NEW Melton comic book! Available ONLY at www.onlinecomic.net!!!! ENJOY! R. Stevens (of Diesel Sweeties) calls it "Rock Potential".

Check out an ad from the place my dad works. THE GREATEST AUTO DEALER COMMERCIAL OF ALL TIME. Kevin McDonald. Llamas. Tanya Harding. The Blazers Dancers. A scooter jump. Ballet. Singing vikings. And Scott Fucking Thomason, the greatest salesman in history. It's almost too American for belief.

Saturday, October 05, 2002

"BING HAS ONLY GOT ONE BALL." LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!!!!!!

- I really wish I knew how to read this man's beautiful and simple monkey language, handed down from the great god Quetzalcoetl as a last prophecy of the coming magical equinox.

- INSANE CLASSIC! Read all about the New Gay Bible, "Hellenic Christianity" and why God doesn't hate fags. THEN learn all about why being a werewolf is fun. Let's not forget the free gay clipart, lesbian comic strips and a studio apartment in the Castro known as the Hobbit Hole. By far, one of the looniest sites I've ever found. Your eyeballs will bleed with joy.

- The Vampire and the President. Or: Genuine Lunatic Knows What Happened to JFK, But Mainstream Press Won't Believe Him Because They Are In The Pocket Of Vampires.

- Don't put fireworks in your mouth. (gag and vomit alert)

- It's really sad when people try to recreate the LiveJournal experience without being on LiveJournal. No, wait. It's just as sad AS LiveJournal, just in a slightly more pathetic way, if that is in any way possible to understand.

- ACK!

- His name is Grand Master Dong. He teaches Tae Kwan Do. And maybe, just maybe, if you're lucky, you'll get to see his Wang, too.

- Dickey Shmid. He's a genius. He's got wonky eyes. And an FAQ on himself. That's just.... precious.

- This guy is my metalsmithing professor. Seriously. And I'll leave you to your conclusions on a guy that capitalizes the Q in "queer". Keith is right up there with Jason the Vampire for Melton Bing Seneschal of the New Order.

- "How many times have you that 'That is Weird'? DAMN RIGHT IT IS!" How many times have I thought "Bad HTML?" DAMN RIGHT IT IS!

- Kickin' off our HALLOWEEN MONTH OF SCARINESS AND BAD JPEGGERY: All Black Magic! They sell voodoo dolls, curses, something called "macumbo" and badly painted ceramic sculptures of witches. Once you turn down the Left Handed Path, you can no longer decorate with any taste.

Thursday, October 03, 2002

Sometimes I like to dress up my porkchops, because sometimes, meat likes to dress up and feel pretty too.

- He's big. He's red. He's 300 pounds of fury. No, it's not Santa Claus, it's LOBSTERMAN.

- JUST AMAZING. Buffy is a Christian. And she makes a pretty pink website that would put Hello Kitty to shame.

- Oh.... for the love of God.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Furries go bowling.

- "Cartoon Girls I Wanna Nail". Yes, it's as bad as you could possibly imagine.

- Snot. It's killing us, you know.

Tuesday, October 01, 2002

OMG BONUS UPDATERY!
OMG YES! GREASE IS COMING OUT ON DVD!!!

Freakin' menstruation paintings. Probably not safe for work. If you value your eyes, dont look at it.

Animated GIFs just scream "I AM LONELY MY HEART IS A PIT OF DARKNESS AND DESPAIR"

Saturday, September 28, 2002

Teeter McTweed is helping me update today.

Hey folks! Get sit round fo' a whallopin' great funnering today!

The Confederate Pride Homepage has everything y'all fella southerners gots ta know. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN YA COMMIE CARPET BAGGER BASTARDS! I'LL PISS ON YOUR GRAVES FOR STONEWALL JACKSON!

Rebel 86's Homepagerin' Well gee willickers, they's startin young. God bless them 13 year young chilluns.

Folks, Teeter had to stop after that second link. He said he had to go to an urgent meeting about some kind of uprising.

TIME TO FALL BACK ON THE COSPLAY!

Methodcosplay.com has a variety of templates and instructions so you can make your own cosplay costumes. I look at this site before I go to a convention so I can be up to date on the cool costumes and fun ideas.

American Cosplay Paradise I have this website set as my homepage. I honestly can't get enough of it! It has awesome news updates and contests. There are contests with neato prizes, too. Check it out, it's definitely worth your time!

These guys at Ah! My Cosplay! really know there stuff. I really like their links section, it's totally cool. And ooooh god, check out the cosplay they do! It's just fantastic!

Oh. My. God. I just can't believe this site. It is soooooo great! I love the e e cummings quote in the beginning, and the pictures site is just chock full of fun. I think they even have DDR costumes! Isn't that unique?